Don't Screw Up!
WARNING: This game could insult your intelligence, providing you have some.
Let me show you a minimalistic game «Don`t screw up!». Whether you are looking for something serious or just want to kill some time by tap and swipe, this game is simple and addictive from the very first minute. Want to play? First, let me tell you something.
Do you think you can handle mocking and cruelty? Want to play nasty or want to play nice? It’s your choice. I’m just the moderator, a real sweet-pea, an occasionally cranky game-minder, a vicious, teeth-baring attack-dog… neatly rolled into one. Let`s play the text game.
The rules of engagement are simple. I tell you to ‘tap’ and you ‘tap’ your screen. I tell you to ‘drag’, ‘pause’, ‘count to 10 and tap again’, ‘swipe’ or ‘wait’… whatever I say, you follow my written instructions and we’ll get along fine. Screw up, and I’ll be tapping you. Just as hard as you can take it!
Beat your top score, savage your friends’ scores and no one will call you a ‘yellow-bellied lizard’ again. But you really need to focus, as I’m also a bit chatty, encouraging you, if not disparaging you, at every turn.
Fair warning: ‘Don’t Screw Up!’ will pulverize a fragile ego, whether you score well or not. I can say really dirty words, I can tell whatever I want. Sometimes my insults are funny, but only for me. It is not easy, you have to focus and do not yawn. Want a stupid tap game? Look around for something else. This game is for fast and sharp ones. And one more thing. Do not start if you don`t want to shake up. Please, wrap yourself in several layers of thick skin and wear a helmet before entering the play.
So proud! — The Game Master has insulted more than 1 000 000 players!
I don't know what makes them so bad, but it really works!
WARNING: This game could insult your intelligence, providing you have some.
Let me show you a minimalistic game «Don`t screw up!». Whether you are looking for something serious or just want to kill some time by tap and swipe, this game is simple and addictive from the very first minute. Want to play? First, let me tell you something.
Do you think you can handle mocking and cruelty? Want to play nasty or want to play nice? It’s your choice. I’m just the moderator, a real sweet-pea, an occasionally cranky game-minder, a vicious, teeth-baring attack-dog… neatly rolled into one. Let`s play the text game.
The rules of engagement are simple. I tell you to ‘tap’ and you ‘tap’ your screen. I tell you to ‘drag’, ‘pause’, ‘count to 10 and tap again’, ‘swipe’ or ‘wait’… whatever I say, you follow my written instructions and we’ll get along fine. Screw up, and I’ll be tapping you. Just as hard as you can take it!
Beat your top score, savage your friends’ scores and no one will call you a ‘yellow-bellied lizard’ again. But you really need to focus, as I’m also a bit chatty, encouraging you, if not disparaging you, at every turn.
Fair warning: ‘Don’t Screw Up!’ will pulverize a fragile ego, whether you score well or not. I can say really dirty words, I can tell whatever I want. Sometimes my insults are funny, but only for me. It is not easy, you have to focus and do not yawn. Want a stupid tap game? Look around for something else. This game is for fast and sharp ones. And one more thing. Do not start if you don`t want to shake up. Please, wrap yourself in several layers of thick skin and wear a helmet before entering the play.
如此自豪！ - 遊戲高手侮辱了超過1 000 000玩家！
我不知道是什麼讓他們如此糟糕，但它真的有效！
警告：這個遊戲可以侮辱你的智商，為您提供有一些。
讓我告訴你一個簡約的遊戲«唐`搞砸了！»。無論您是在尋找什麼大不了的事情，或者只是想通過輕觸和滑動來打發時間，本場比賽是從第一分鐘簡單和容易上癮。想去玩？首先，讓我告訴你一件事。
你認為你可以處理嘲諷和殘酷？想玩討厭的還是要發揮好？這是你的選擇。我只是主持人，一個真正的甜豌豆，偶爾一個胡思亂想遊戲的監護者，惡性，牙齒露出攻擊的狗......整齊地集於一身。突然想到玩文字遊戲。
交戰規則很簡單。我告訴你'水龍頭'，你'挖掘'您的屏幕。我告訴你'拖'，'暫停'，'數到10，並再次點擊'，'刷卡'或'觀望'......不管我說了，你按照我的書面說明，我們會相處得很好。搞砸了，我會在你敲擊。正如努力，你可以把它！
打敗你得分最高，野人朋友的成績，沒有人會叫你'黃腹蜥蜴'一次。但是，你真正需要關注，因為我也有點繁瑣，鼓勵你，如果不是你貶低，動不動。
公平的警告：'不要搞砸了'將粉碎一個脆弱的自我，不管你成績好不好。我只能說真臟的話，我可以告訴任何我想要的。有時候，我的侮辱感到好笑，但僅限於我。這是不容易的，你必須集中精力，不要打哈欠。想要一個愚蠢的水龍頭遊戲？環顧四周，別的東西。此遊戲是快速和犀利的。還有一件事。不要一開始如果我想知道我撼動。請，自己包裹在厚厚的幾層皮，並在進入前戲戴上頭盔。